Bilious Backyard Creepers

Something you don't get back in the Kingdom when visiting the BBC website is advertising. And in particular you won't get an advert that features a big red box emblazoned with the words
"NO SHOUTING".
It's an animated advert, so this is rapidly replaced with
"NO CRYING"
followed by
"NO NONSENSE".
Then there is something about "Joining up the dots between the US and World events".
Finally we are presented with

I admire their arrogance, coupled with what seems to be a fine example of "dumbing-up".